Red Christmas
Lyrics and Songs by Pratt Dave And The Sex Machine Band - Go back

Well, Santa's makin' toys for all the girls 'n' boys
Even for their parents so they can get their joys
So I wrote him a letter and nothin' could be better
'Cause Santa always keeps his word
I said I want somethin' red, anything red
Come on Santa, don't be a nerd, ha ha ha
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It's gonna be a Red Christmas
It's gonna be a Red Christmas
It's gonna be a Red Christmas
It's gonna be a ho, ho, ho
Well, red is my sleigh and Rudolph's nose
Mrs. Claus is wearin' red panty hose
When my weather gets cold red is my nose
So is my ?XO! when I forget my clothes
Now I really like it red, now, even in bed
Maybe Mrs. Claus would like me instead
'Cause Santa's on the rooftop knockin' down a gift
The reindeer bend over and the fun begins
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Donner and Blitzen with Killians Red Beer
Dancer and Prancer with red underwear
Boy George has his own little red panties
But he likes it better when he's in Santies!
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