A Gun For Christmas
Lyrics and Songs by The Vandals - Go back

Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them - But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection. - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - If burgers touch my property they won't leave here with out a limp - Packing heat this Christmas I'll shoot it off on New Year's Eve, - cuz bullets go in outer space when pointed up I believe - A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud - it says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit" - I will use my new weapon in self-defense and sport - and to keep the carolers off my god damn porch - and preventing Yuletide homicide's this year - I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause - Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit" - Christmas needs security , security is weapons. - Vigilante action teaching criminals their lessons - It's the greatest gift we have taking out our rivals - Thank you Santa, thank you God - for guaranteeing my survival - A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud - it says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit" - I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause - Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my crap - or I'll bust a cap in your ass!!!"