I Don't Understand My Girlfriend
Lyrics and Songs by Toby Keith - Go back

I thought it would be dandy
If I bought that girl some candy
How was I to know she was allergic to chocolate
I thought it would be fine
If we shared a glass of wine
She said, "On no, not another alcoholic."

Chorus:
I don't understand my girlfriend
I haven't got a clue
I don't know where she's coming from
Or where she's going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman, Jack
I don't understand my girlfriend
She don't understand me, too

Yeah I thought I'd show some class
And order pheasant under glass
How was I to know she was an avid bird watcher

Repeat Chorus

She don't understand me too
She don't understand me too