Lisa SimpsonLisa Simpson
can't wait for college. She's only 8 and already reads at a 14th grade level,
and has written a number of application-quality essays, one of which won her family
a free trip to Washington, D.C. Her favorite activities include playing her saxophone,
attending school and reading Non-Threatening Boys Magazine. A fan of Malibu Stacy,
Lisa tried unsuccessfully to create her own talking doll, Lisa Lionheart. Unfortunately,
no one wanted to buy a talking doll that was as judgmental as Lisa. Lisa wants
everyone to know that she is a vegetarian and that if she could have one thing
(besides world peace), it would be a pony.